They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until
chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a
breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for
breakfast!”
Everyone
else- “we’d rather eat hungry man
frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”