Squirrel Hat 

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

Squirrel Hat by Alanicor March 9, 2010

the squirrel hat rule 

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

the squirrel hat rule by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

squirreleatinggit

Jamie Oliver's latest way of trying to be popular, eating squirrel , what a Pratt

Jamie Oliver is a squirreleatinggit

squirreleatinggit by Educated chap February 13, 2015

Squirrelatinex 

A fun sized person of latino descent who understands Spanish slightly but really isn't fluent but is latino enough to get through life under latino privilege.

Mike is so adorbs. His squirrelatinex comes out during Latin night at feathers.

Squirrelatinex by PandaBunniKorn May 15, 2018