sugar alcoholic 

a person addicted to sugar-free candy

"i keep eating box after box of these sugar free tic-tacs."

"dude, yr a sugar alcoholic. you need to go to sugar alcoholics anonymous."

sugar alcoholic by metalrobotic March 7, 2010

sugar alcohol 

sumthin they use in candy instead of sugar,usually for people who care more about losing weight instead of dealing with an exploding ass for a couple of days. known to have a laxative effect causing exploding diarrhea(brown water),diarrhea farts, and cramping along with total humiliation if u are in public after the consumption.

if you by any candies with sugar alcohols, u might want to stay within 20 feet of a bathroom and do not plan any hot dates.
"when i bought sugar free peanut butter cups,i ate the whole bag. about an hour later i had to run to the bathroom grabbing my butt cheeks so the butt water wouldnt get on the carpet. i let out the most explosive diarrhea ever. this experience usually occurs within an hour or two after the consumption of them. this can happen about 10 times a day."

sugar alcohol by diarrhea gal November 29, 2005