polycaff

Someone (often a remote worker or telecommuter) who visits many cafes to avoid becoming a regular customer.

Joe: Hey Brian, where are you working today?
Brian: I was at the Coffee Bean this morning, but I shifted to Java Jones for my post lunch work.
Joe: You're such a polycaff.

polycaff by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2010

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Polywaffle

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019

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Polywaffle

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020

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Polywaffle

1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.

"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"

"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."

Polywaffle by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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