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Tantoe is a term that is used to exaggerate your opinion or statement. For example:
"That car is tantoe nice bro."
Where tantoe exaggerate the fact that he has a nice ride.
Your ride is tantoe nice bro
tantoe by De Zwoele Man July 5, 2015
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Tantonese 

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.
Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.
Tantonese by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010
A male asian man who is irish, scottish and italian who can't play chess at all.
Coite: Yo man, that guy is terrible at chess...
Dan: Man, no wonder, he's a taytone!!!
Taytone by Coitey March 23, 2009
Tanton, anyone named tanton has the best hair, face, eyes, ears. Is borderline perfect. & also has the finest and most attractive girlfriend or female in all of history.
Aye dude you must be a tanton because your wife is more amazing and perfect than any other stupid ass hoe In all of history.
Tanton by Taevery June 29, 2017

tangoneurons 

Enhanced brain activity when one is as happy as a mad cat lady not named trinity who has come up with a new excellent saying such as “Great Humping Heffalumps!”.
That makes me happy, it gives me tangoneurons
tangoneurons by spasmoro July 3, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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