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Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.
Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.
Brotista Breeze by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009
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An extension of bro, brother, bra, broski. etc. Can be used during any part of the conversation, but is most commonly interjected at the start or end of one.
Sam: What you gettin into tonight dude?
Connor: Not a damn thing brotits, wanna bake?
Sam:Hell yes I do!
Connor: Ight man, roll out to my field and i'll call some bitches
brotits by thebiscuitskanker November 22, 2009

Brotilla 

A brotilla is a formation of floating bros that may be part of a larger bro fleet. Commonly found in tubing rivers, these man-rafts often carry red plastic cups, and may be heard inquiring: "Where are the chicks?"

A brotilla has no direct equivalent on land, but is, perhaps, the rough equivalent in value of a brogade.
I see sideways trucker hat up ahead... Could be a brotilla.
Brotilla by OsoF July 7, 2011

Brotility Belt 

When wearing gym/running/mesh shorts with the waist low enough to see boxers/underwear, a bro is able to use the inside of his underwear to hold valuables such as cell phone and car keys. Object will be held up from falling down by waist band of shorts, and held up against body by underwear.
Dude you need to borrow a phone? I got you! Let me get it from my brotility belt.
Brotility Belt by lawofbroski October 28, 2010
When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.
"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"
Brotitude by teh reel choder October 16, 2013

brotillery 

An extremely monstrous bro with at least 18 inch biceps and a 350 pound bench press.
Little Bro: Hey brotillery! Let me get your bicep workout!