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The act of playing ridiculously skillful amounts of defense.
Dillan - "I saw you wreck that guy bro,"
Jon - "Yeah, I was playing g-fense."
G-fense by TravisG-Fender August 20, 2010
Related Words
1. A mixture between Defense and Offense. In other words, playing and always winning.
2. A post rehab play of offense and defense that always succeeds
3. Living in constant success, never failing
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude I totally should have fucked that girl last night buy my offense was slacking
Guy 2: You pussy. If you were playing T-fense you would be balls deep inside her

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Thunder beat the shit out of the Heat last night in game 1.
Guy 2: Yeah they played incredible T-fense
T-fense by TyranasourasMarx December 18, 2012

Big fense 

Big fense, when you are massively offended.

No fense, when someone assumes you will not be offended.

Fense.
“No fense, but hers if butter.”

“Big fense, you suck.”
Big fense by Fenseman July 29, 2019

yard of that fence 

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
A word that toxic guys use when they wanna say peng but forget the correct pronounciation.
MF: You are fenge.
MF: Sugar, fenge. So fenge.
fenge by liviaurban November 14, 2020