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If anal were a country, Jeff would be king.
technol by Jakki January 28, 2004
A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.
"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"
technol by Megan December 24, 2003
Nickname or alias owned and used by Jeff Schneider himself.
Technol knows he's way cooler then you.
technol by technol December 7, 2003
Someone who can’t use technology properly. A verb describing the misuse of modern technology around the world. Could be used to describe the fact that a technology is deficient or incompetent.
Jeff-“Hey bro, do you even technol?”
Khan-“No, I can’t technol”
Jeff-“You suck at technology then”

Tongue Technology 

A term used by Agust D fans when Suga raps super fast and destroys the fans world. Makes everyone shook "Ill send you toHong Kong with my tongue technology"
"Did you see him rap? He used his tongue technology!"

Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.
Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.
Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020