Highpocket 

An individual at your place of employment who is given a position of high standing, but is completely undeserving for reasons of incompetence, ineffectiveness, or a broad ignorance of subjects that are at the core of his/her responsibilities. A highpocket is someone who has the aforementioned traits, and wears his/her pants up high in a display of smug self-satisfaction. Sometimes suspendors or a tight belt produces this effect. A highpocket is generally despised by those who perform actual work, since a highpockets tends to do tedious, unimportant work and thoroughly laud themselves for what they believe to an outsanding contribution.

Employee 1: Have you met the new marketing director?
Employee 2: No, is he cool?
Employee 3: Hell no, the guy sits in his office all day making tps reports. What a fucking highpocket.

Highpocket by BernieMadoff February 25, 2010

Highpockets 

An old 1960's-era slur on the previous generation of men who grew up in the 40's, who commonly wore extremely high-waisted pants with the waistband pulled up above the navel.

"Hey, check out 'highpockets' over there. Any higher and his pants would be up under his armpits."

Highpockets by Lord Percy Fondlebottom July 23, 2014

highpockets 

A tall individual.

Hey, highpockets! Can you get this kite out of this tree?

highpockets by tradesman May 7, 2003

highpothetical

A "suppose this is da case" example regarding someone's having "banged da bong" or "hit da hookah" beforehand.

Ethan Couch admitted having used a number of different drugs in da past, so one could highpothetically ponder whether he might have been affected by something in addition to alcohol during his infamous vehicle-crash.

highpothetical by QuacksO April 23, 2022