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When someone eats a disturbingly large amount of pizza; subsequently bringing feelings of obesity, or actually becoming obese. This usually occurs in a drunken or greasily hungover state...
Lisa: Ugh, I ate pizza 3 separate times this weekend... I'm feeling pretty obizza...
Sarah: Yeah, you should probably only eat vegetables for the next couple of days if you still want to able to fit through the front door!
Obizza by Pizza Neeg February 11, 2010
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To have your money stolen by Obizzle (AKA B. Hussein Obama).

To borrow something without any intention of returning it.

To steal.

To tax.

To redistribute.
My paycheck got totally Obizzled this week.

Do you mind if I Obizzle that piece of paper?

A bunch of bums obizzled the fruits of my productivity.
Obizzle by F.A. Hayek July 22, 2009
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Obizza Obizzle Obizzy Oizza okizzay
This is Pizza that is beyond pizza. You may think of it as Super Saiyan Pizza. It has Carbohydrates, Fat, and Energy. The Cheese glows gold. When you get SSJ3 Oizza, the cheese is long and flowing and the brows or crust dissapears. When Pizza becomes SSJ4 Oizza, the cheese becomes Red. It also has Senzu Beans on it and the toppings all become green.
I thought that the Pizza I had was extremely weak so I went out and got Oizza instead.
Oizza by Nasaniaru August 24, 2010
slang nickname for President Barack Obama.
Today, Obizzy gave his state of the nation address.
Obizzy by atalentedcat August 30, 2012
black for "okay"
chick: you want some?
guy: what?
lil jon: OKAAAAAAY.
black guy: okizzay
guy: nah i'm good.
okizzay by chrizzler July 22, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026