A Bolitho 

A Bolitho is a golfer that is always In contention for the wooden spoon

Golfer 1 : your in for a Bolitho here shun

Golfer 2: my crohns has temporarily kicked in

Bystander : get to the choppppperrr

A Bolitho by Datruth333 June 22, 2018

bolito 

A device in the movie The Counselor. It comprises of a loop of alloy wire attached to a small electric motor. The device is thrown around someones neck and yanking the free wire starts the motor. The loops gets smaller and smaller, cutting open the victim's carotid arteries and/or decapitating them.

Man... Brad Pitt got fucked up by that bolito in The Counselor

bolito by SwimmingBird92 November 15, 2013

bolito 

A murderous device ingeniously and deceptively named in a way to lead someone into thinking it's a cool exotic drink.

Man at the bar: "I'll have a mojito please."
Copycatting nerd at the bar: "Yeah, I'll have a bolito too, barman, sir, please."

BAM. One less patron.

bolito by Psewdonim November 27, 2013

boithot 

A boy Thot

“The boithot came running into the room with his Jordan’s on as soon as he caught the scent of horny teenagers.”

boithot by Regi_Dank_Meme_Ops May 24, 2018

bolitosha 

A mexican candy that is round.

I want a bolitosha.

bolitosha by Luis Salazar October 14, 2019

Autoerotic bolito 

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

Autoerotic bolito by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021