straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 10, 2010

Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale January 24, 2012

straighty

N.
1. A womanizing man who hits on a gay man's female friends.
2. Slang used in homosexual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.

BACK OFF STRAIGHTY, she's with me.

by chris g October 26, 2003

Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego

on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"

by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020

straighty

Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180

hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?

Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.

your such a straighty180 faggot!

by DaJeww November 18, 2018

Straighty

A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.

Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.

Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,

"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"

And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.

Peace out."

Guy: Oh wow..

Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!

by KirstInsane June 14, 2016

straighty

A non-gay person, who is otherwise classified as a homo. See also Cory.

Alex:Dude, I dont know why your so straight.
Cory:NO! I am not a straighty, I think about dicks all day long!

by Auer March 6, 2008