Longzi 

Recently, viewing several extremely hot waitresses, one at the MSP airport Gate G18 Chili's, I have cemented this word with several people and they love it. They think it is awesome. I hope you do, too....It is a simple descriptive of how you would like to view the hot woman best, because you wish to make her smile, get hotter still, and know where it goes from there. The definition is actually within the example......one of my favorite examples works at my favorite watering hole in Duluth, MN's, Old Chicago....wow..

"Hey look, dude, a "Longzi"!!" "What's a longzi? "Longzi have a face, she will always have a place to sit?

Awesome, dude....

Longzi by Crazi 1 February 9, 2010

Longia 

It exists within the hierarchy of Kshatriya -> Rajputs -> Saini -> Longia/Longiya.

Kshatriya is a warrior class, one of the highest in the caste system. One of the subcastes of Kshatriya's is Sikh Rajputs that goes down to Sikh Saini's. Longiya/Longia is a subcaste of Sikh Saini's. Although Rajputs/Sainis are considered high in status outside of Punjab, inside Punjab Sikh Rajputs and Sainis are equivalent to Sikh Jats - since they all come under 'Landlords'. They are also known as the 'martial race'.

Almost all Rajputs/Saini's in Punjab are Sikhs. Sikhism denies the caste system. Thus, intermarriage among Sikhs with different 'clans' (ex. Jodhas, Jats, Saini's etc. ) is common.

> "His last name is Longia."
> "Really? He must be warrior-type!"
> "What does that mean?"
> "

Longia by HistoryFreak September 5, 2013

Longitus 

Said when a person complains. Can also be used instead of Bronchitis.

Hey stop killing me you idiot!
Instead of saying "No" or insulting back say:
"Longitus"

Longitus by Milliliter May 10, 2022

Longfield Academy 

Longfield Academy is a shitty school located in the north east of England
the headteacher can’t even fit into his suits anymore because he’s a little prick and half of the school is full of fucking pedos

Do not send your kids to this school unless you want them to be molested by a bunch of nonces and pedophiles

Have you seen that school Longfield Academy pwah that headteacher is a right prick

Longfield Academy by YoutubeSlag May 25, 2019

LONGING 

longing is a long unfulfilled desire for somthing that promises pleasure of some kind

for example if you are in love with someone and you are longing for them it can be un fulfilled becaus you may never be together.

LONGING by HIM ROCKER666 July 16, 2006

Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.

I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"

Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014

longineu parsons 

Drummer for pop-punk band Yellowcard. He always looks tired, and is a hella rad drummer.

Longineu Parsons...oh, the kid with dreadlocks? Oh yeah.

longineu parsons by Kiwi June 27, 2004