Dolphin Show 

After getting blue-balled, a man must go home and finish the job. This produces so much semen that you must set up a splash zone and give out ponchos to those around you- like at a dolphin show.

Man 1: Damn man, I got blue-balled earlier today.
Man 2: Yeah? Sucks man.
Man 1: yeah. I got home, and it was a freakin dolphin show.

Dolphin Show by TheAPhraze July 23, 2008

Dolphin Show 

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.

While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."

Dolphin Show by InstantRamen February 9, 2010

My dolphin, my show

When you take charge of an event or project, and do things your way

I'm in charge here. My dolphin, my show. My dolphin, my show can also be used as an antithesis to not my monkey, not my circus.

My dolphin, my show by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2026

Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower

Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower

Dolphin shower by dicks9000 September 11, 2018