After getting blue-balled, a man must go home and finish the job. This produces so much semen that you must set up a splash zone and give out ponchos to those around you- like at a dolphin show.
Man 1: Damn man, I got blue-balled earlier today.
Man 2: Yeah? Sucks man.
Man 1: yeah. I got home, and it was a freakin dolphin show.