Techkno 

Amount of Technology Knowledge.

Jim's techkno level is so low, I had to show him how to cut and paste.

Techkno by GMB123 February 9, 2010

Technoblade 

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

Technoblade by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Techno Viking 

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

Techno Viking by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

Technoblade 

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

Technoblade by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade 

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

Technoblade by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

techno tapas 

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

techno tapas by patree February 10, 2020

techno head 

A techno head is a particular kind of fan of electronic dance music. As their name indicates they tend to be particularly fond of techno. Furthermore, they are often quite buttoned down in appearance, and perhaps even somewhat nerdy. They have a deep love of the music, and go to parties for the purpose of hearing the music that they love, rather than to get drunk or high, or even just to go dancing.

They are very particular in terms of their taste and can come across as pretentious or arrogant, as they will only dance or enjoy themselves at a party if they really appreciate the music being played.

Also, they appreciate discussing the music they love with others who share their love of the music.

James is such a techno head.

techno head by Jirabovinok April 3, 2012