Kronk 

The best character in The Emperors New Groove. Talks to squirrels, and does his own theme music and always pulls the wrong lever.

Yzma: Kronk, are you talking to that squirrel?!

Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk.
*pulls a lever*
Yzma: WRONG LEVER!!!!!

Kronk by AttackOnTitan1999 March 25, 2016

kronk-knockler 

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

kronk-knockler by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

Kronked 

To define an action in any sense.

Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.

Kronked by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018

Konky dong 

A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.

Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.

Konky dong by EkulTheAntelope February 22, 2020

konky dong 

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

konky dong by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Konky

When a kink becomes too much, it becomes a konk

Sam was being super konky when he kept sending Angel to pm's.

Konky by ayaayaaya June 11, 2019

Kronk 

The ultimate Chad, serves nobody at all. A complete god, will happily rate your cock.

Kronk: “Woah, nice cock.”

Kronk by Gooseweed August 2, 2020