Chemp 

To chemp - to experience the sensational feeling when entering a woman.

I chemped last night.
Chemping is the best feeling in the world.
That was some top quality chempage.

Chemp by Chris North January 17, 2008

Chemp 

A person who has the stereotypical "crack-head" voice. Can often be found asking for 27p for the bus to get to the hospital to see their "dying mother".

There's another chemp up ahead, just don't make eye contact.

Chemp by DefinitelyNotBin May 22, 2020

Chemp 

To vent frustration by riffing creatively about a situation. This is not the same as kvetching or bitching, though it is a form of complaining. A good chemp is funny. The person or people who chemp or listen to a chemp walk away feeling that the situation still sucks, but at least they can laugh about it.

"Yes, I know the IT department is a black hole. I just didn't realize that I could pick up the phone, dial the IT department, and experience first-hand the joy of talking to an incoherent piece of quantum string. I didn't realize that when unobserved they are alive and dead simultaneously, like Schrödinger's cat. And I did not know that attempts to manage them or check on their progress resulted in a perfect example of the Quantum Zeno effect."

It was ok when you were chemping, but now you're just bitching.

Chemp by Capnstomock February 5, 2010

chemp 

A body of liquid or small puddle of mysterious and uncertian contents.

1. Eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.

2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.

chemp by Heilix May 25, 2008

Chemp 

A person who does not eat cake or ice cream

I baked Mike a cake for his birthday and he wouldn’t eat it because he doesn’t like cake. I took him out for dinner and ordered ice cream for dessert, but he doesn’t like that either. What a chemp.

Chemp by sandyycee September 7, 2023

champaine 

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

champaine by Villus May 24, 2016

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013