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bumshanks 

the little bits of shit that cling to your arse hair, like brown teardrops.
Bollocks! I forgot to wipe up my bumshanks, now I need to go to Ethel Austins for some new keks.
bumshanks by BigRedJohn October 17, 2006
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Bumshank 

1. A gay. On the giving end.
2. A word that you can shout out at the end of a concert.
1. I went to pick up my pen and he got out his bumshank, now i have a sore ass.
2. "so here it is, merry christmas. Bumshank..."
Bumshank by S4J January 23, 2010

bumkanker 

A soar that one get from ingesting tomatos through the lower GI system.
My bumkanker bursted while I was jumping over hurtles causing me to slip.
bumkanker by Turd Furgeson September 26, 2003
One who gives a shankin to someone elses bum.
Use like Bastard/Bugger
That HoLyStOrM guy is a total frikin BUMSHANKA!
Bumshanka by n00b sk00 August 12, 2003
A skank who prefers intercourse in her anal cavity.
"dude, that buskank, Madi wanted butt sex but her ass reeked so i didn't put out."
buskank by Fatass McGee July 6, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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