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A burriko is a female who puts on a false front to attract men and who is rude or unfriendly to other females. The term is short for "kawaiko burriko" or "pretentious cutie". The term does not mean girls who dress younger than they are or "loli"- however, a female who dresses that way to attract men would fit in the burriko category.
Keep away from him, burriko!
burriko by Your_____Mom June 23, 2010
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Japanese woman of a certain age who looks and acts much younger. Given that it's often hard to identify the age of asian women anyway it can be difficult to spot a burriko.
I'm not your burriko girl - Urusei Yatsura (The band, not the manga/anime by takahashi rumiko)
burriko by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

3am burrito challenge

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

burrito test 

A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
burrito test by The TCC April 22, 2020