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The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.
And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.
A Luke by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

A Luke Mills Freestyle 

The time of the Luke mills freestyle (2 mins 35 secs)
Friend- when will you be here Luke mills?
Luke mills- I will be there in approximately 3.532 A Luke mills freestyle!
Friend- ok Luke

A Luke Murden 

A person who has no control over their bowels.
Better get the hose and bleach out, the last person to sit there was a Luke Murden.
A Luke Murden by Dearhunter September 13, 2011

A Luke Momento 

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”
A Luke Momento by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

A Luke I am Your Father 

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

national kick a Luke spratt day 

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything
"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"