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Mike Valley 

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.
Mike Valley by GirlSkater January 18, 2004

mike valley 

It's Mike Vallely, goes big, skatin since back in the day.
You see Vallely ollie that picknick table, standing up.
mike valley by jdubs August 23, 2004

Mike Vallely 

A professional skateboarder who is famous for his sociopathic behavior and anger issues. It's sad that there are kids who look up to him.
That self-righteous piece-of-shit hanging out in the K-Mart parking lot reminds me of Mike Vallely!

mike vallely 

the man that defines skating. allthough he has been skating for more than 14 years, he goes out and does his best. talk shit about what he loves to do and you are liable to get your ass kicked.
widely known to kick the shit out of four asswipes who called him a "skater fag."
Mike V. vs Four Random Ocks (CKY3)
mike vallely by raab February 15, 2004

Mike Vallely 

The man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he'll kick the crap out of u and so will i
Mike Vallely by Jon Bonaldo June 21, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026