after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass
typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking
after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits
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What happens one to twelve hours after the ingestion of the food at many colleges, provided by Sodexo. Consists of a massive shit, that may be solid or otherwise, which leaves the body in an extremely quick and intensive fashion. Several minutes prior to your toilet's impending doom, a feeling similar to that of the McGurgles can be noted. At this point, it is best to head to the bathroom in a building other than your residence hall.
Common to students of many SUNY schools.
*while playing MW2*
Roommate #1: Oh shit, you take next round. I have to get to the campus center before the sodexplosion hits me.
Roommate #2: Okay, just get clear of the suite, that sucked when the toilet was broken for 2 days last time.
The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busypeople out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.