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coming off a turd 

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.
I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"
coming off a turd by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

your coming off sako 

This is the nice way of saying your coming off stupid
"You look stupid"
Your coming off sako

The net is coming off the pegs 

When shit hits the fan.
Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode
Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.
choding off by Clocked May 7, 2010

Not coming up off him 

Never giving up on him. Never letting go of my relationship... Welcome to death row
I'm not coming up off him, I'm not coming up off her

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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