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Shrimp Fried Rice 

Chinese slang for small weiner
Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!
Shrimp Fried Rice by B October 26, 2004

shrimp fried rice 

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman
in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

shrimp fried rice 

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.
Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!
shrimp fried rice by Kentor December 13, 2003

Shrimp fried rice 

Eating pussy
Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026