Hang-Meister 

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.

Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!

Hang-Meister by Lumber man January 22, 2010

Hangmeister 

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

Hangmeister by jei-9 November 9, 2006

handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017