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handmeister 

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.
My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.
handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Hunkmeister 

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".
"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"
Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012

hawkmeister 

A cry of joy, especially at the moment of orgasm.
"Ogod, I'm cumming, don't stop, right there please please please, OH YES, OH HAWKMEISTER!"
hawkmeister by Hawkmeister650 October 17, 2008

Hang-Meister 

You, the day after a raging Jägermeister night.
Dude, I've been the Hang-Meister all day today!
Hang-Meister by Lumber man January 22, 2010

handmister

My handmister will take my luggage upstairs.
handmister by handsoapsolo February 25, 2021

hindmeister 

To be the Mastermind of Hindlung, AKA Hindmeister.
He is the Hindmeister.
hindmeister by ChabaDaGut April 12, 2022