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Nerd Flirt

when two nerds who obviously like each other are incredibly socially inept and attempt to flirt with each other while talking about extrememly nerdy things. nerd flirting often includes talking about classes or homework while awkwardly laughing, blushing, and looking away. When two nerds nerd flirt they might push up their glasses or even right an awkward note and have a friend deliver said note to the nerd flirtee. While nerd flirting the nerds practically avoid all physical contact, no hugging or kissing. Watching a nerd flirt can be extremely obvious especially if the afore mentioned nerds try to include you in the awkward flirting to make them feel more comfortable.
Look! Watch Jessica nerd flirt with Noah over there!

Nerd Flirting

Nerd flirting is when two nerds decide that they have being a nerd in common and they think it's hilarious so they giggle and laugh like idiots..then...they realize that they may be in love and they see their future flash in front of their eyes where their nerd babies are nerd flirting with other nerd babies and it's just a vicious cycle for us that aren't nerds...but for them...it's true love. And then the flash forward ends and they realize that their just nerds and they continue doing computer stuff and talking about comic books and "cool" music that isn't mainstream but it's really good and you should hear it..
I think he almost climaxed when she mentioned her anime collection. Nerd flirting is disgusting and should be banned from the public.

nerd flirters 

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.
guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."
nerd flirters by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

nerdflirter

One who is lacking in proper flirtation skills, and so must resort to behaviors a 3rd grader would partake in to display their attraction, consequently causing all of those who witness such patheticness to gag or remove themselves from the premises.
"Did you see that guy in the study lounge? He was such a nerdflirter! He kept on poking that girl in the arm with is finger and saying, "No, YOUUUUU..." and then she'd just giggle and do the same thing back. I had to bust outta there before the gag-factor triggered a lunch revisit."
nerdflirter by Po. July 28, 2008

Nerdflirting 

To flirt with someone's nerdiness. This does not have to be romantically, but it is often implied.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to play board games with me?"
Person 2: "Are you nerdflirting with me?"
Nerdflirting by Guadent November 11, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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