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herpasaurus 

A very attractive person with an STD that you will still be willing to have sex with.
Nitish: "dude Jason, all these ichy red bumps I been havning are totally worth it."
Jason: "she must have been a real herpasaurus"
herpasaurus by Three amigos May 5, 2008

herbasaurusrex 

my neighbor is a huge herbasaurusrex.
herbasaurusrex by elassie January 11, 2008

herpasaurous rex 

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.
Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.
herpasaurous rex by PB & J May 9, 2008

herpasourus 

The magical creature that eats your genitals and gives you herpes without sexual intercourse
Wife: "How in the HELL did you get herpes?!?!?!"
Husband: "It Must have been the herpasourus! I swear hunny!"
herpasourus by 127001boy December 7, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026