Boner Crime 

A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.

Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.

Boner Crime by Squirtbop January 21, 2010

boner crime 

When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.

Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.

boner crime by Chang mang October 29, 2006

crime boner 

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

crime boner by The crime boner January 23, 2014

Bonercliment 

Prononced: Boner-Cli-Ment

The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.

Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.

Mary: "Eww, I was dancing with Josh and he got hard!"

Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"

Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."

Sara: "Ohh"

Bonercliment by him207times October 5, 2011