Top Definition
A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 20, 2010
10 Words related to Boner Crime
When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.
Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.
by Chang mang October 29, 2006

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×