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A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"

If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 20, 2010
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When Sony Corp. or Apple Computer makes amazing advertisements.
Damn, that video on Playb3yond.com was sick! i was busting everywhere. Sony committed a boner crime.
by Chang mang October 29, 2006
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