Phalen 

Phalen is a really cool dude who is extremly cute and sweet. He has a low self esteem and low standards when it comes to girls. Phalen is the best person to be around and u cant help but smils when he does. :))

Phalen your amazing

Phalen by Hi phalen September 20, 2019

phalen 

ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together

oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers

phalen by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

peter palen

to be aroused by politics and economics

I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night

peter palen by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017

Sidewalk Phalanx 

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

Sidewalk Phalanx by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010