Christardation
Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010
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christurbation
christurbation, n:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005
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christurbation
Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
christurbation by a very bad man September 23, 2005
christerbation
Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
christerbation by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021
Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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