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cuntboard 

Usually found in urban bar and club settings, cuntboards are females whom are used as dart boards for entertainment.
I'm so fucking bored... can we use yo' bloody old lady as a cuntboard again?
cuntboard by Christian Bale March 19, 2003
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cuntbear 

a super cunt to the extremest
that bitch is a super cuntbear
cuntbear by Axel Peralta October 20, 2007

cuntbeard 

from the noun cunt and beard it describes one of genital who really takes the biscuit when it comes to abundant tufts.
"Oi, you, cuntbeard, you truly are a beardy cunt, aren't you?"

"You know the type, a real cuntbeard"
cuntbeard by Lord Herrington August 10, 2007
A person who not only is a cunt, tries to talk ghetto but just sounds like a retard
Mike: "Hey buddy, have you seen Phil recently"?

Tom: Nah mate he's a right cuntblard
cuntblard by MikeyE3000 September 27, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026