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When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs
Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard
by finkyfoo January 17, 2010
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from the noun cunt and beard it describes one of genital who really takes the biscuit when it comes to abundant tufts.
"Oi, you, cuntbeard, you truly are a beardy cunt, aren't you?"

"You know the type, a real cuntbeard"
by Lord Herrington August 09, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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