Eteo 

A large red haired mammal, large in stature with an extremely miniature head. An oversized snout defines this extremely masculine being.

This mammal feels no emotions besides anger and rage. At the drop of a pin, it will turn on you and is even likely to to stab you in the back while you are eating christmas dinner. The Eteo does not celebrate holidays.

The large Eteo charged at me with a fierce gruesome warcry, trampling those who got in it's way, and laying small explosives behind him

Eteo by King Johnathon January 13, 2010

ETEO 

An abbreviation for the term "exclusive to each other", meaning to be like a couple and act like one but not actually be in a relationship together. You are allowed to be intimate with one another and even engage in sexual activities if you so wish, just like a couple. But you're not a couple, you're ETEO. And no it's not the same as being friends with benefits.

Person A: sooo what how did it go with him??

Person B: umm yeahh so we kissed and slept togetherr, he was telling me how he loves me and it was amazing

Person A: woahhh so you're together now??

Person B: nahh we aren't

Person A: But but u just said you kissed and everything...

Person B: yeahh I know but we're not together

Person A: Sooo you're like friends with benefits??

Person B: Omgg nooo no way. We're ETEO, exclusive to each other. And only each other.

Person A: Oh yeah... Makes sense...happy for you

Yupp makes complete sense.

ETEO by IMMAweirdo November 3, 2018