interweb 

A sarcastic term for the internet. Often used in the context of parody regarding an inexperience, unskilled, or incoherent user.

Hay guys, I'm using teh interweb!!!

interweb by mrmcd December 12, 2003

interweb 

The interconnected webworks of webworks.
The place you go when you click the big blue E on your screen. Sometimes, when your on there, naked pictures come up, or baloons telling you that you are a winner, other times you get a strange error, and your computer turns off.

Look mom I told you, just click the damn E..
"What E!?"
THE BIG BLUE E!
"oh that one....okay...something happened"
Did the window open up?
"Window? What window, the screen changed..."
Yes okay...good, now type in lets say...google into the address bar.
"The wh..who..where?"
Good Lord..you are SO not prepared for the interweb..
"I thought it was called the internet?"
Fuck you mom, fuck you.

interweb by Zane411 January 3, 2006

interweb 

What your grandparents call the internet

Grandad: Hey! What are you doing on the interweb
You: Its interNET and im watching porn!
Grandad: mind if i join you

interweb by EXITman January 12, 2010

interweb 

A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

You suck at teh Interweb.

interweb by Uxrius January 5, 2003

Interweb 

A term used for the internet when pretending not to know exactly how it works.

i.e what's the capital of ireland? I don't know if only we had a way of finding out, such as the majical interweb.

Interweb by 7272 September 5, 2006

Interweb 

A series of tubes connecting people through computers.

I logged onto the interweb and saw some Milfy boobs.

Interweb by Mark "Grammar is Stoopid" March 3, 2009

interweb 

an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.

it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'

i love surfing the interweb!

interweb by DaveZeroZero June 5, 2007