jesstd 

A jesstd is a type of transmitted disease given by a girl named jessica.

"i think i caught something from that girl jess"
"oh man you got a JESSTD"

jesstd by ty9000 January 9, 2010

Jesster 

A being who usually has very small hands (often sweaty) and a quite high pitched voice (often quite like like mickey mouse on crack-cocaine, or towlie from the hit tv series South Park). She has a leech like quality of often grabbing onto attractive men. It also has a habit of watching TV from an angle and flaring her nostrils as she breaths through them. It also pronounces its "w" sounds in that oh-so annoying manner of sounding like they have a stick up their bum all the time and love the smell of their own farts, often putting a "who" before the word attempting to pronounce (Ex. Whoowhat). It often has what is known as a "donk" or large posterior, which it uses in order to attract the opposite sex. Sadly, if it were not for this redeeming quality, it might not even survive in the wild at all. Little else is known about this quite interesting, yet awkward creature, but as technology is advancing we hope to soon learn more about this being.

(note: closely related to the notorious Captain Cunningham)

Holly: Mother of pearl! Did you happen to see that Jesster?!?!

Greg: Yea... its quite sad actually... it did have a great donk though.

Holly: Hellz yea it did, poor thing, it could barely walk with that wagon it was draggin.

Jesster by Grolly123 March 27, 2011

Jessdeep 

A really cool person who used words like LAD and BABE and TUP. They are very smart and are also deep thinkers.

See that girl over there, she looks like she is really cool, she is a Jessdeep!

Jessdeep by j.k.r January 1, 2012

jesst 

A jesst is a joke made by a girl named Jessica.

Hombre: "Good joke"

Jessica: "That was no ordinary joke, no everyday jest. That. Was a JESSt"

jesst by J.Agnew September 23, 2013

you got jessed 

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

you got jessed by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

Jessticles 

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.

Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.

Jessticles by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006

Jesstoria 

Jesstoria; arabic.
(n) person of godly status and/or superiority.
(adj) pure awesome, ultimate, fantastic.

Have a Jesstoria day.

Jesstoria by jesUs... December 15, 2008