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Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...
"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."
Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.
I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

Multitasturbating 

Verb, to accomplish other tasks while also pleasuring yourself, or obtaining new skills through masturbation.
Wow man, you're really good at drawing boobs, all that multitasturbating is paying off.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026