Toober 

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

Toober by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Toober 

Toober is a person who uploads videos to youtube, subscribes to youtube channels or a fan of youtube also known as utoob.

Ray William Johnson is my favorite Toober

Toober by mactifosi May 18, 2010

Magic Toober 

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

Magic Toober by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

Toogers 

The better version of poggers

The stream chat is so toogers right now

Toogers by SBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB December 16, 2020

Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Toobrokulosis

1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.

2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.

3. The opposite of affluenza

Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.

Toobrokulosis by rvfvs December 20, 2013