Shipiphany

An epiphany experienced while in the process of defecation.

While I was in the bathroom, I realized the solution to the server problem! I had a shipiphany!

Shipiphany by Majorcommo November 9, 2014

shipiphany

When you realize what you needed to do, but it is too late to do anything about it

After I wrote my research paper, I had a shipiphany and realized that my thesis was awful.

shipiphany by Max Leon January 6, 2010

Showpiphany 

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE

I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!

Showpiphany by TC3 July 7, 2011

shitpiphany 

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009

stupiphany

A sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something very basic, annoyingly obvious, or - in hindsight - really stupid. The person having the stupiphany is generally greatly excited, while observers just shake their heads at how obvious the answer was.

It dawned on Dan one morning as he was driving that the word windshield was made up of the 2 words describing what it did: "I've had a stupiphany!" he ejaculated!

Maria's latest stupiphany came when she looked up Men At Work lyrics and realized it was "a vegemite sandwich" instead of "a bite of my sandwich" in the song Land Down Under.

After several years of training/certification, Seth suddenly realized that CPR was really just manually activating the heart to pump blood: it was a real stupiphany.

stupiphany by seththegreat March 1, 2011

Stupiphany

When someone stupid thinks they're having an earth-shattering epiphany that is in fact so incredibly moronic, asinine and just plain retarded that you have to bite your tongue not to scream, "Are you stupid!?" It's actually a stupiphany.

"Oh, you know what? Do you think maybe the reason my Windows password won't work is because my mouse cord is touching my keyboard...?" (-some rocket scientist enduser)

"...And all of a sudden I just thought, oh my goodness, I shouldn't reach my arm up so high since I'm pregnant!! It'll pull on the baby's umbilical cord so tight and strangle the baby..." (... because we all know the umbilical cord is directly attached to the mother's armpit!?)

Stupiphany, folks.

Stupiphany by chocolatepants October 23, 2008

whipiphany

When a white person has sudden insight about minority slang.

Him: "'Riding dirty'? Does that mean he hasn't showered today?"
Her: "No, Jason, but I think I've just had a whipiphany. I think that means he has an unregistered weapon."

whipiphany by jasonATL January 15, 2008