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Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

Pisstracting 

Moaning or coughing when at a urinal to hide the fact that you haven't started peeing.
There was a guy behing me so i started pisstracting him.

Prostrating 

The male form of a period.
Bae are you prostrating? Why you so mad?
Prostrating by Fhhgghjfdfg April 17, 2016

Pisterating 

Pisterating is the onset of a pissed off feeling strong enough to demand attention in your brain.
I find it very pisterating when I've just been introduced to someone in My home and they grab My open beer and proceed to pour it down the drain.
Pisterating by Fancypink November 14, 2021

Pissfarting

Being employed to complete a minor and unnecessary task that helps no one, wasting time and energy.
I've had a busy day, but most of it was only pissfarting around
Pissfarting by Jimothey1 April 15, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019