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aydenistic 

A near pathological trend in baby naming where parents take the boy's name "Aiden" and try and sound creative with it. The result is an emerging generation of "Aidens, Aydens, Aidens, Aedans, Braydens, Braidens, Braedens, Caydens, Caidens, Caedens, Draydens, Draidens, Draedens, Draytons, Haydens, Haidens, Haedens, Jaydens, Kaydens, Kaidens, Kaedans, Jaidens, Jaedens, Maydens, Naydens, Phaydens, Zaydens....

One study done in the UK reveals that school teachers are finding this baby-naming trend challenging in the classroom.
" Doc, I can't handle it, all my pupils have the same name, I mean all their names rhyme, ... I mean...there's like some sort of aydenistic trend going on with young mothers nowadays...can you bump up my Ativan to maybe 2 milligrams?"

"How about we try you on Valium for a while, it's a longer acting tranquilizer..."
aydenistic by p5150 December 25, 2009
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alienistic 

Describing an object that is not from this earth, or just does not make sense.
The strange rocks had alienistic qualities.
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Haydenistic 

Prejudice against people named Hayden.
Stop being so haydenistic”!
Haydenistic by Ricardo787 May 30, 2025