She: These damn gloves leave dye under my fingernails.
He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.
She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails
He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.
She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails
by SpicyMuffin December 24, 2009