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F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D. 

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.
PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.
H.F.B. is an acronym for either 'Holiday Fuck Buddy' or 'Hometwon Fuck Buddy'.

Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.

Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.

What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Dave: "So Mike, what did you get up to on your long weekend?"
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
H.F.B. by Bucko_NZ February 7, 2008
H.F.B. is an acronym for either 'Holiday Fuck Buddy' or 'Hometwon Fuck Buddy'.

Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.

Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.

What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Dave: "So Mike, what did you get up to on your long weekend?"
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
H.F.B. by Bucko_NZ February 7, 2008
Initials for Big Fat Harley Guy. An iconic figure in the world of CL R&R.
The B.F.H.G rides with Hells Angels.
B.F.H.G by mbeec March 9, 2007
Damn look at Becky, she has J.B.F.H, what a slut
J.B.F.H by LONNIE TERRELL June 24, 2006
an abbrievation, Happy Fucking Birthday, used in situations involving bad, crappy birthdays.
{{My cat got run over on my birthday!}}
H.f.b. to me!
H.F.B. by glass_girl July 9, 2010