GEICO 100%
A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
GEICO 100% by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009
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