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Jacques Chirac 

A mythological creature summoned from the depths of hell, does 38-42 dmg, and extra damage to fortified structures as well as (the french economy). Ranged attack and is immune to magic, and has resistant skin giving him +3 armor, as well as 1620 health.
I sent 12 knights and a BloodMage against him and they only did 300 damage, he's overpowered they need to nerf him.
Jacques Chirac by Japanadan October 8, 2004
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Jacques Chirac 

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.
Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

jacques chirac 

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.
Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.

Jacques Chirac 

A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.
We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!
Jacques Chirac by Dove tails February 21, 2005

Jacques Chirac 

aka (All Talk)

See France, the country that would surrender to Switzerland.
Well, well, well... Jacques Chirac is spewing pacifist rhetoric again.
Jacques Chirac by Grim Winnebago January 13, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026