1 definition by Dove tails

A guy who likes to rag on the USA, because his country got thrown out of all it's Asian, African, Middle Eastern colonies and then out of Europe itself (by the Nazis). Thinks we're dopes for returning it all to him. Can't believe the USA has more strength and influence in the world now. Epitome of ingratitude.
We're under attack by canoes from the Marshall Islands. Get Jacques Chirac here pronto, with a white flag!
by Dove tails February 22, 2005
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