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tointment 

Literally: Tit Ointment. Derogatory term used to emasculated males trying to be a pussy/homo/jimmy
I have to go home, I need to douche and put on tointment. I am a homo.
tointment by Jesse Seitel March 29, 2008
Related Words

Toetential 

Most commonly used to describe the likelihood for the occurrence of camel toe based on clothing choice.

Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.
I bet that hot yoga class is just oozing toetential with all those sweaty moms in yoga pants.

Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.
Toetential by BabyDuaneReade October 7, 2018

silent tweetment 

a process of punishment achieved through a deliberate and conspicuous lack of Twitter messages
She's annoyed with us for not waiting, so she's giving us the silent tweetment.
silent tweetment by Cleopatra1 March 31, 2009
An iconic moment where the toe is poppin off, on fleek, slay mama yessing etc..
My girl got back from the nail salon and those piggies were looking so fresh she was having a straight up toement!

Homegirl was in those stripper heels shrimping off the edge, hanging on for dear life. Talk about a toement, sis.

I was getting clapped the fuck down and homeboy was dickin it down so hard, he had a toement stubbing his foot on the edge of the bed.
Toement by The Kookoo 5 October 12, 2019
a giga chad, a youtuber (yotogemet), and a smart guy
yo whats up my epic chad togemet
togemet by yotogemet December 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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