Sober Cat 

One who remains sober by refraining from alcohol, drugs, hallucinogens, or other intoxicants.

Hey Brooke, are you getting drunk tomorrow because it's your birthday?
No, I'm gonna be a sober cat all day, but I'm getting crunk later!

Sober Cat by BrookeyBrooke December 11, 2009

Sober as a cat 

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

Sober as a cat by Shandon November 29, 2021

Saber Tooth Cat 

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.

When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."

Saber Tooth Cat by JaLa August 13, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008